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Robot Stole My Girlfriend

A YORKSHIRE MAN is said to be ‘devastated’ after his girlfriend left him for a robot. With a twist of irony worthy of any Hollywood blockbuster, the robot was the same one that had taken his job only a...

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Teens Acne Kills Innocent Passer-by

AN INCIDENT described as a ‘one-in-a-million’ chance has led to the death of a local man after a teenager’s chronic acne ‘blasted’ him into the road. The teenager, who can’t be named for legal reasons,...

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WWII Bomb Found In Wedding Cake

A NORTHAMPTONSHIRE couple were ‘stunned’ to find a World War two bomb in their wedding cake as they celebrated their nuptials. The couple were cutting the cake during the reception when the knife hit...

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Darwinian Approach to Public Safety will “Let Nature Run Its Course” claims...

ACCORDING to a study released by the North American Darwin Research Institute, it appears an overly safe society has increased ignorance globally that in the end could lead to disastrous results....

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First Successful Human Clone Has Resulted in ‘Perfect Woman’ Claims TimeGene...

The world of genetics and cloning was shaken to its foundations when a private research group, The TimeGene Project, Inc., announced it had achieved success ahead of the rest of the world in cloning a...

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Pensioner Found Dead In Home, Elderly Wife of 78 Held on Murder Charges

EMMA WATSON is a seventy-eight year old grandmother of five, and has lived in the same town her entire life.  The town of Cahokie, Missouri, population 128, had always held Mrs. Watson out as an...

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New TV Show ‘I’ll Eat Anything’ Causes Uproar with the FCC

THE FOOD NETWORK is under fire for a new reality program’s controversial subject matter by Federal Communications Commission authorities and may face fines and censorship.  The program, I’ll Eat...

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Obesity Blamed for American Theme Park Closures

THEME PARKS across America are closing down one after another in a move to improve safety and bolster profits before the arrival of summer.  Profits have been falling in an ever increasing spiral over...

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North Korea Declares Victory in World War III

KIM JUNG UN, the diminutive strongman at the head of North Korea’s government has announced the end of World War III and his country’s domination over the rest of the world.  The announcement came...

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‘Capital Punishment for Premarital Sex’ Demands World Health Organization...

THE WORLD’S POPULATION has been growing at an unchecked rate and a coalition within the United Nations has offered a plan to offset this growth.  Led by Mahmud Asiri of Yemen, Deputy Director of the...

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Medium Gets Wifi, Speaks only in Spam

Minnesotan part-time medium, part-time librarian Anita Boil, hailing from the small town of Moorhead,  Minnesota and known mostly for her quiet demeanor and paranormal house calls, has reportedly come...

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“Kitty Cult” Finding Homes for Strays by Any Means

Dubbed the “Kitty Cult” by local papers, as what’s assumed to be a loosely knit group of cat’s rights extremists without a known public face has been committing a number of disturbing acts in order to...

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